Kristin (6 years old)

After asking if she saw the recent lunar eclipse: "I didn't look much -- I've only got little eyes!"

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Sam (8 years old)

On Aging: "I'm glad I'm finally eight. This is the oldest I've ever been in my entire life!"

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Christopher (10 years old)

“I don’t think God has a beard. He would get food in his beard and he would look silly and nobody would take him seriously.”

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Keith (4 years old)

On passing gas: “Oops..I burped in my bottom."

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Kevin (9 years old)

"I'm in no rush to be in love. Third grade is tough enough."

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Jonathan (8 years old)

"No, I don’t want to fall in love. If falling in love is like learning how to spell, then it takes too long."

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Brittany (8 years old)

"Girls should not have to kiss boys. They always slobber all over you...that's why I don’t do it anymore."

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Benjamin (7 years old)

"You shouldn’t ever kiss a girl unless you have a lot of money to buy her a big ring and a camera. She’ll want to have lots of videos of her wedding.”

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Robert (11 years old)

"If you get a bad report card on a Friday, you should wait ‘til Sunday night to ask your parents to sign it."

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Timothy (12 years old)

“I have so much homework to do, I don’t have time to finish it at home!”

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